Would you relax?
Easy for you to say.
Oh, come on. It’s not that bad.
I look like a bald bird.
More like a Cabbage Patch doll—
You know what. That’s it.
I’m only kidding. You look fine.
The more you tell me not to worry, the more I’m going to worry.
Because you always tell me not to worry when it’s bad.
You told me to take you to Benny’s.
Why didn’t you get your haircut?
Because I knew he was blind.
(© 2020 AC)