Don’t play ‘Ms. Innocent’–
Excuse fucking me?
You know what you did!
It wasn’t supposed to happen.
Oh, it just fell out of the sky? Right?
And don’t you dare play ‘Mr. Perfect’ either.
I told you not to do it again, or it’d be over, as in done.
Please, you couldn’t live without me.
What’s that supposed to mean?
Just what I said. You couldn’t live without waking up to me every day.
You’re so full of yourself and so damn right! I hate it.
Look, it’s just a car. We can get it fixed.
So don’t get mad—
I may or may not have used one of your credit cards to pay for the damage.
I knew it. I just knew it.
Oh, come here and let me pay you back.
You’re something else. You know that?
That’s what you love about me.
(© 2020 AC)