It’s Just A Tree

This isn’t what it looks like!
What the fuck? With my best friend?
What was I supposed to do? You weren’t big enough…
Oh. You would turn this around on me.
We couldn’t even stick it in!
Now you’re trying to embarrass me?
It’s just a fucking Christmas tree.
I could have used a fucking ladder.
It’s just a fucking Christmas tree.
Are you implying anything else?
What like your fucking dick is too small?
So, that’s what you think?
It’s just a Christmas tree… and no. I’m not.
Your damn condescending ass is. Ahh!
It’s just a fucking Christmas tree.
I’m big enough?
Down there. I’m big enough, right?
It’s just a fucking tree, dude.
I’ll take that as a yes.
Don’t flatter yourself.

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